On Being Superman
It occurs to me I failed to share a couple things that came to my attention being Superman.
First off, it is damn hard to pee in that outfit. I know he's got a Super-bladder and all, but man, that takes some time when nature calls.
Secondly, where does he hide his cape when he's masquerading around as Clark Kent? The cape clearly hangs down below his waist. Does he stuff it into his dress slacks?
Pondering the imponderables here on the far side of the Pacific...
First off, it is damn hard to pee in that outfit. I know he's got a Super-bladder and all, but man, that takes some time when nature calls.
Secondly, where does he hide his cape when he's masquerading around as Clark Kent? The cape clearly hangs down below his waist. Does he stuff it into his dress slacks?
Pondering the imponderables here on the far side of the Pacific...
posted by David at 11:36 PM
1 Comments:
Dave,
It occurred to me that it might be a good idea for you to wear a cup to work.
Your friend,
Jim
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